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Yeah, I'd like to unlearn and forget I ever knew them...
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But then you might not have the delightful personality you have today.
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Hahaha, this is true....it's funny I was thinking today how different I'd be if I had never met those people...I'd be a sweet, kind-hearted, trusting soul.....and probably boring as hell.
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I've had the same thought about myself. What I would be like if I hadn't met all the azz holes I'm known. I might actually be sane. Might not be as funny though. hahaha
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Yes, exactly. That's how you gain a sense of humor, easier than slaughtering all of them.
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I don't know that going through 12 or 13 years of being teased is easier than killing the handful of people who tormented me. But it kept me out of prison.
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Oh I meant the losers I dated....it was either laugh about it or go back and light their homes on fire...
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Well it's not to late to light their homes on fire. But I bet you don't want to go to prison either. hahaha
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They're all of state, it would take forever to track them all down and it's cold as hell out there....and yeah, I'm not going to prison for anyone....I hate girls....
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The fact that it's cold would go more with burning down some houses. It would help warm the area up a bit. lol
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Yeah, but the prep time and gathering of supplies would take so long, and it's so hard to get a good blaze going in winter. Better to go a' burnin' in summer time....that's how we do it in the mountains.
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Then you can bring marshmallows and hot-dogs to roast.
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Oh my, I hadn't thought of that, maybe I can go a' burnin' in winter time....week after next; I'll busy for the next week or so...
*sings* I'm going a' burnin' in wintertime... *banjos start playing* |
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You could have a party of people to help gather things to start the fire even. Then it wouldn't take so long.
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Klan Meeting!!!!
Whoopsie, got carried away there, I can't really do that.... 
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Maybe if you started your own klan branch you could. But I would do it. lol
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I'm a little dark to do that Izzy, also the whole racism thing isn't working for me....
I hate fire anyway, it scares me. I'd rather do away with someone with poison. Like arsenic. 
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I suggest cyanide. Just don't get it on your skin. It will kill you as well.
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So I'll need gloves? That'll work. As long as I don't have a wear a damned gas mask, I'm good. I hate those things, reminds me of a freaking horror movie...which is weird because I love horror movies. But gas masks, nope nope nope.
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If you watch the Iceman Chronicles, I think that's the name of the documentary, then you'll find out this guy who killed people for the mob used cyanide in a spray bottle. He would spray it on his victim pretending to sneeze on them and then walk away. the person dropped dead seemingly of a heart attack I think.
But he still had to wear gloves and keep from getting caught with back spray. |
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