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If you go to another country to help a friend and he tells you the gifts you got are going to cause a stink. It's probably not the gifts you got. It going to be drugs.
Thanks to Locked up abroad. |
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If you're planning on killing someone. Don't leave threatening msgs on their answering machine, emails or other things like that. Because when you're in court and they read those things. It's not to go well for you.
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If you put your life on reality TV, don't get mad at the tweets. |
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If you're on an awards show. Don't insult the host because he or she has the rest of the show to insult you the rest of the night.
Lesson learned from Jack Palance and Billy Crystal. |
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If you step off a cliff you will have a few seconds before you fall. hahaha
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if there is a serial killer about and you see that your front door has been opened ..run the **** out it! don't run up the stairs or go looking around your house!
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Super heroes come from being expose to radiation. Except radiation from TV's. At least it didn't work for Taz.
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You can deal with your own pee being on you more than someone peeing on you. Unless you're in certain type of porn. Then you can be peed on by numerous people.
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Chances are if you are preaching to stop the gay agenda you are gay. Kind of weird how that works out so often.
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There are some weird fetishes out there. Like I once learned, thanks to a coworker who was watching Jerry Springer, that there are people who like fish so much they tape them to their bodies and chase their spouses around. lol
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If you get enough plastic surgery. You will look like a troll or a gargoyle.
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we have become desperate for entertainment, ,,,,,
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If you go to storage auctions you might find a shrunken head in a locker.
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In prison there is a guy who will make you toss his salad. hahaha
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Having cameras on you when a cute girl is putting handcuffs on you doesn't mean things are going to get kinky. It probably means you're going to jail. hahaha
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from a documentary on bi-polar disorder. You can talk about rea life thing. Just not in the context of a doughnut.
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Some movies present the theory that when you die you are hunted by a mysterious presence that will take the souls of everyone with you while you piss yourself.
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this man is mad
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No. I'm not mad. This is all pretty much a joke. But it's mostly true. Every thing I have posted is stupid things I have seen on TV. Movies, true crime shows, and the one thing was from a cartoon I watched as a kid. If you read this and take seriously. Then you need help. hahaha
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If you're the hero in a shootout. Then the other guy won't come close to hitting you even from 5' away. Even if it's a robot that has every thing it has aimed at up to the point it is shooting at you. It will miss by 20 miles.
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