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damn tom,,, know what,, you just got the first smile out of me all day.. dammit man you aint right
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Pass me another one. this one's split,
Get it? 'Split'? Banana
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< OK. forget it. I thought it was funny anyway 
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Hey Tom,
 , Can I borrow your banana,,at lease it won't give me any st*t nor will it talk back,, And it's nice and mushy,
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You may have to peel it first though colleen.
Does that APPEAL to you?  
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And which way would you like me to peel it,,, there is more than one way,,,,
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Slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwly and with a gentle touch works for me.
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thank you, gypsy. my thoughts exactly! I went on craig's list for st louis, and guys refused to meet me because I lived an hour away from them! it's not like the old days, where a LDR meant $$$ in phone bills, etc. I LOVE to drive. Having an LDR where I had the chance to drive 6 hours to see my guy, that would be heaven, lol. I'm weird, I know.
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hMMMM too many cheap guys on this site!!!
Come on guys!!!! Take a chance!!! Get out those credit cards and take a plane trip or for her!!!
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im back,,, what did i miss
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cheap men....
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hey i aint cheap,, just negotiable
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TOMMY-BOY, how you been?
River long time no see
Colleen
Gypsy how are you?
Thump thump you have on clothes, how you doing?
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feel like hammered horse sh1t and you?
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAMMERED HORSE ****!!!!
Heya cashay!!!
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can honestly say i've never been hammered by a horse
thank god..............so i guess i'm ok
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you dont want to be either, they some heavy bastards
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I aint cheap. do you know what a plane ticket from Germany costs?
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right arm and left testicle about cover it wont it tom?
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ummmmmmmm prolly hmmmm $450 for the ticket......
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Iron lung and a pacemaker as well.
Seriously. From here they cost around $1000
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