Topic: What is your first open liner when you first start chatting | |
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What is your first liner apart from the usual hi, how are you?
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Take me home
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Depends on where I am and who i'm with, but i'm never stuck for words though!
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"Hmmmm, you look delicious."
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"Hmmmm, you look delicious." Hannibal Lecter, is that you???? |
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Are you the stuff of my nightmares? lol
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different situations call for different approaches...
at a store or restaurant, to cashier or waitress: so, do you come here often? at a biker bar, to the biggest, burliest woman: *grab her by the throat*, then say, fock or fight at a regular bar, to any woman that strikes your fancy: well fock me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name Magnus Ver Magnusson? at the fast food chicken place, to female worker: i'd like to take a look at your legs, breasts and thighs pull up to a bus stop on a motorcycle, at woman sitting on bench: (be sure she doesn't have a kid or a bunch of bags with her) well it's obvious you need a ride, and i'm going that way. hop on at a funeral, to any female guest not crying: this is a really nice cemetery, and so popular. people are just dying to get in when on an online dating site, directed at females: (message me to find out) |
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