come on folks we've all been in situations where we have to bite our tongues before we speak...well now you can voice it here...who wants to start

Oh man. These lists are endless.

Let's start with the basics.

1. '**** you old man'

2. 'Mother ****ing sonofa*****, I'll beat the **** out of your sissy *** you bastard.

3. 'Bahahaa, oh man, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.'

4. 'It's actually incredibly easy to get laid, opportunities abound if you're willing to take a swim in the mud with the rest of the pigs.'

5. 'Why is it so hard to date and find someone? It's not. You're approaching everything from an ego-centric perspective in your relationships, expecting girls to give give give, and for what? You offer them nothing. No friendship, no real partnership, no love (beyond what your nether regions have to offer), and no security. Also, you care more about sports than people and believe me- that never bodes well for close relationships. '

6. 'Wow, you're a pretty pompous windbag aren't you?'

7. 'You do realize you just played me for a sap and did the same thing with three other men? You're a psychotic *****.' (I almost did say that once)

8....technically...well I did say this a few days ago. Totally worth it:

'Get the **** out of my room, don't even think about coming in here with that ****, get the **** out, I'm serious.' So gratifying.