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Topic: I don't understand why I can't get an intimate encounter.
Dodo_David's photo
Sun 12/08/13 05:50 PM


Didn't work for Mary... XD She missed out the convent part though.


Well, she probably did have sex: in the old days being a virgin meant you had never been pregnant, not that you hadn't had sex.


Uh, no. In ancient Israel, being a virgin meant that a woman had not yet been married, and in those days, people who had not yet married were expected to be virgins, because sex outside of marriage was taboo.

When told by an Angel that she would be pregnant, Mary replied, "How shall this be, seeing I know not a man?"

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Sun 12/08/13 06:01 PM

I've offered myself to the entire female population but for some reason they aren't giving themselves to me.

What's going on?


ur hand is in a fist?slaphead

Dodo_David's photo
Sun 12/08/13 06:49 PM


I've offered myself to the entire female population but for some reason they aren't giving themselves to me.

What's going on?


ur hand is in a fist?slaphead


Gee, I thought it was because the women have self-respect. laugh

ridewytepony's photo
Sun 12/08/13 09:16 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Sun 12/08/13 09:24 PM


I've offered myself to the entire female population but for some reason they aren't giving themselves to me.

What's going on?

Well, spanky, your profile states you have
no interest in chatting with a woman.

Since women get a 'feel' for a guy through
chatting, why would you expect anything to
follow without it?

rofl
..lol you have no interest in talking to them.
right on!..lol or kissing them I would guess,
and snuggling would not be negotiable.

yeah, the talking thing on this site would be
Kinda imperative noway its not a house of ill repute
where you just pay a fee:angel:I mean that makes about
as much sence as wiping before you poop.
you have to have sex with them first and
then you can tell them its quiet time.
If they want to hang out for extended periods
of time, OK..the tv is usually a good babysitter
between rounds.
I asked you on another thread to share some of your
lines with us so we could give you more feed back
but you didn't. So maybe you are ready to now?
I did come across one of your lines on Rate my profile
Quote "this is one of my usuals. (Hello you.Wanna play?
Since you are into mean woman and like been dominated
then have you tried hard to seek them out.
did you try navigirl? AS you said you would like to be
dominated by her. I know you put it out there
but did you put it out there with her?


PacificStar48's photo
Sun 12/08/13 09:51 PM
Edited by PacificStar48 on Sun 12/08/13 10:17 PM
I am wondering which days some folks were absent in their sex education classes.

Because a condom does not stop the exchange of All bodily fluids and the infections found in them, including contaminated artificial bodily fluids, which is how many STD's can be/are spread simply relying on safely used condoms is rather poor health practice. .

That alone would be enough to discourage me from dealing with people I had reason to believe are promiscuous.

Perhaps some of you have not seen what sexually transmitted diseases can do to the human body but I guarantee you it is not pretty or comfortable.

In many cases NOT treatable so the damage is progressively debilitating sometimes impoverished for years. And it is not a fun Disability with the person infected having acute genital pain, itching, seeping of over produced genital fluids, incontinence, blockages or seepage of the bowels, skin ulcers, chronic migraine headaches, dementia, blindness, skin sores, tremors, mouth and throat ulcers to name only a few symptoms. Death by STD's is not a quick or merciful death. Unless the patient can in fact commit suicide; not as easy as it sounds because once Patients are hospitalized with a contagious infection you rarely can be discharged to home care because of the level of care needed. Especially if the partner, the person who most often gives care is equally sick.

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Sun 12/08/13 10:17 PM
U from?

jacktrades's photo
Mon 12/09/13 12:17 AM

I've offered myself to the entire female population but for some reason they aren't giving themselves to me.

What's going on?

Maybe where your located at there's a secret female Thunderdome and they are fighting to the death with the winner getting you laugh laugh laugh

misswright's photo
Mon 12/09/13 02:25 AM

I've offered myself to the entire female population but for some reason they aren't giving themselves to me.

What's going on?


rofl

You act like you think you should be Charlie Sheen with hordes of beautiful women dripping off you every night. whoa

You actually remind me of Charlie Brown instead though! Except replace Lucy with all women and the football will metaphorically stand for sex. It's quite hysterical when you picture it...

Here buddy, want some of this? drool Nope. Not kicking that football this time either! tears Bwahahaha. :laughing:

Thanks for the laugh kid! Good luck in your quest to finally score with a girl someday. flowerforyou

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 12/09/13 05:09 AM

Thanks for the laugh kid! Good luck in your quest to finally score with a girl someday. flowerforyou


And perhaps Charlie Brown will kick the football some day. :tongue:

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Mon 12/09/13 05:19 AM
Hi

teebee79's photo
Mon 12/09/13 01:25 PM

I've offered myself to the entire female population but for some reason they aren't giving themselves to me.

What's going on?

rofl rofl rofl

I tell you!!slaphead This guy cracks me up every time!laugh



sybariticguy's photo
Mon 12/09/13 02:35 PM
You might try a site that is designated for your needs not seeking out folks wanting a relationship. Error in judegement your part...

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 12/09/13 04:15 PM
Edited by Dodo_David on Mon 12/09/13 04:16 PM


I've offered myself to the entire female population but for some reason they aren't giving themselves to me.

What's going on?

Maybe where your located at there's a secret female Thunderdome and they are fighting to the death with the winner getting you laugh laugh laugh


I take it that the contestants don't get to see the prize before the contest begins, because if they did see it ahead of time ... Oh, never mind.

jacktrades's photo
Mon 12/09/13 04:33 PM



I've offered myself to the entire female population but for some reason they aren't giving themselves to me.

What's going on?

Maybe where your located at there's a secret female Thunderdome and they are fighting to the death with the winner getting you laugh laugh laugh


I take it that the contestants don't get to see the prize before the contest begins, because if they did see it ahead of time ... Oh, never mind.
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rofl rofl So are you saying the winner gets 1 date and the loser gets 2 dates?

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 12/09/13 04:35 PM
Edited by Dodo_David on Mon 12/09/13 04:36 PM




I've offered myself to the entire female population but for some reason they aren't giving themselves to me.

What's going on?

Maybe where your located at there's a secret female Thunderdome and they are fighting to the death with the winner getting you laugh laugh laugh


I take it that the contestants don't get to see the prize before the contest begins, because if they did see it ahead of time ... Oh, never mind.


rofl rofl So are you saying the winner gets 1 date and the loser gets 2 dates?


No. When the winner sees the prize, she demands a rematch.

jacktrades's photo
Mon 12/09/13 04:40 PM





I've offered myself to the entire female population but for some reason they aren't giving themselves to me.

What's going on?

Maybe where your located at there's a secret female Thunderdome and they are fighting to the death with the winner getting you laugh laugh laugh


I take it that the contestants don't get to see the prize before the contest begins, because if they did see it ahead of time ... Oh, never mind.


rofl rofl So are you saying the winner gets 1 date and the loser gets 2 dates?


No. When the winner sees the prize, she demands a rematch.






rofl rofl rofl Good one!! Actually though this guy is pretty funny I'm sure his sense of humor gets him some dates for sure.

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