Four women were chatting in the locker room, when one of
them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms
for male masturbation -- jerking off, wanking, spanking the
monkey, and so on -- there weren't any common terms for
female masturbation.

"I've always called it 'jilling off'," said one of the women.
"But that's just a feminization of 'jacking off,'" said the
first.
"You're right," said another. "We don't seem to have any
slang terms of our own for it."
The fourth woman snorted. "After fourteen years of marriage,
there's only one thing *I* call it."
"What's that?"
"Finishing the job."

LOL...polishing my fine china...

Yes you could call it fine china its the best china ware I've had the pure pleasure to polish it myself.But there are different ways to polish a womans fine china I know a way that puts on a glossy shine using a special pad and polish.I think some will know what I'm talking about ask me if your not sure I'll tell ya but showing is much more fun.

Maybe I miss understood....Thought this thread was regarding masterbation....ya know doing it by your self...LOL

LMAO. You know what they say if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.

and a lot of batteries....

pettin' the kitty

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