A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. Once he reaches the pearly gates, St. Peter approaches him and says,
"Oh, it's you. Follow me."
At that a white limousine pulled up. The lawyer stepped in and they sped off.
On the way the lawyer stared out the window. He saw someone that looked familiar.
He said,
"Hey, isn't that St. Jerome?"
St. Peter replied,
"Yes, that is."
The lawyer was puzzled by the living conditions. The Saint was living in a pup tent and traveling around on a bike.
A short while later the lawyer noticed another man who looked familiar.
"Isn't that St. Francis?"
he asked.
"Yes it is"
replied St. Peter.
The lawyer was surprised to see that the saint was living in a tin shack and had a skateboard for transportation.
The lawyer began to worry,
"If Saints have such lousy living conditions, what will mine be like"
Soon they pulled up to a huge white mansion with a staff of twenty waiting outside. St. Peter announced that this was to be the lawyers home and the staff were there to attend to his every need.
"Are there any questions you have for me before you are left to your eternity?"
asked St. Peter
"Yes!" said the lawyer. "Why do the saints live in such terrible conditions and mine are so great?"
Saint Peter replied,
"We have hundreds of saints but you're our first lawyer"

That's the truth...I dated a lier er uh lawyer once upon a time

it must be edwards






but maybe does show the double standard

YOU dated a lawyer? some how I know you got screwed