A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning
by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to
the door where a drunken stranger standing in the pouring
rain is asking for a push.

"Not a chance" says the husband - "It's three o'clock in the
morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was it?" asks his wife.

"Just a drunken stranger asking for a push" he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"NO, I didnt, it's 3 o'clock in the morning and it's pouring
rain!!"

"Well, you've got a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you
remember about three months ago when we broke down on
holiday and those two guys helped us out? I think you should
help him."

The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out in
the pouring rain and calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you
still there?"

"Yes," comes the answer.

"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband

"Over here, on the swing" the drunk replies.

I would love to know where you get these great jokes. I love it

Boy, I would be pissed!!!