A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh, I see,"
replied the boy pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies,
"Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for
Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!"
says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks,
"Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men,"
the dad answers, "TWO for Friday,
TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!"
exclaimed the boy;
"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied,
"Those are for married men. One for January,
one for February, one for . . ."

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Too funny!