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| Topic: "Words Matter" Obama Lies Documented | |
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.' 'Where's President Obama's clock?' asked the man. Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan. 
 But it's out of date. At last look, Obama's clock is
now mounted on the front of an airplane and is used as a propeller!
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Edited by
Sojourning_Soul
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Tue 11/05/13 05:26 AM
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.' 'Where's President Obama's clock?' asked the man. Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
But it's out of date. At last look, Obama's clock is
now mounted on the front of an airplane and is used as a propeller! No fuel needed.....runs on it's own hot air! |
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.' 'Where's President Obama's clock?' asked the man. Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
But it's out of date. At last look, Obama's clock is
now mounted on the front of an airplane and is used as a propeller! No fuel needed.....runs on it's own hot air! Perpetual Motion! Runs on it's Own Bull$hit!
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Revisionist history ... Obama just gave a speech "revising" what he claims he said before! The press are all over him.
It seems across the board that the press cannot understand why he keeps lying about what he said. He would gain a lot of respect if he would just fess up to the lies and move on. |
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Revisionist history ... Obama just gave a speech "revising" what he claims he said before! The press are all over him. It seems across the board that the press cannot understand why he keeps lying about what he said. He would gain a lot of respect if he would just fess up to the lies and move on. |
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I do wish that people would learn what an impeachment is before insisting on one. Bill Clinton was impeached, but he remained President of the USA. An impeachment is a formal accusation of misconduct, not a conviction. No it is a conviction. He was convicted by Congress but not the Senate, if he would have been impeached by the Senate as well he would have been gone from office. |
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Edited by
Conrad_73
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Wed 11/06/13 04:56 AM
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I do wish that people would learn what an impeachment is before insisting on one. Bill Clinton was impeached, but he remained President of the USA. An impeachment is a formal accusation of misconduct, not a conviction. No it is a conviction. He was convicted by Congress but not the Senate, if he would have been impeached by the Senate as well he would have been gone from office. Bill Clinton, the 42nd President of the United States, was impeached by the House of Representatives on two charges, one of perjury and one of obstruction of justice, on December 19, 1998. Two other impeachment articles, a second perjury charge and a charge of abuse of power, failed in the House. He was acquitted by the Senate on February 12, 1999. WIKI accused,NOT convicted! Process The impeachment process is a two-step procedure. The House of Representatives must first pass, by a simple majority of those present and voting, articles of impeachment, which constitute the formal allegation or allegations. Upon passage, the defendant has been "impeached". Next, the Senate tries the accused. In the case of the impeachment of a president, the Chief Justice of the United States presides over the proceedings. For the impeachment of any other official, the Constitution is silent on who shall preside, suggesting that this role falls to the Senate's usual presiding officer. This may include the impeachment of the vice president, although legal theories suggest that allowing a defendant to be the judge in his own case would be a blatant conflict of interest. If the Vice President did not preside over an impeachment (of anyone besides the President), the duties would fall to the President pro tempore of the Senate. To convict the accused, a two-thirds majority of the senators present is required. Conviction automatically removes the defendant from office. Following conviction, the Senate may vote to further punish the individual by barring him from holding future federal office, elected or appointed. Conviction by the Senate does not bar criminal prosecution. Even after an accused has left office, it is possible to impeach to disqualify the person from future office or from certain emoluments of his prior office (such as a pension). If there is no charge for which a two-thirds majority of the senators present vote "guilty", the defendant is acquitted and no punishment is imposed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impeachment#Process Basically you could liken Congress to a Grand Jury,and Senate to the actual Court! |
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