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Topic: Say Something Vague - part 5
izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 01:56 PM
I have to agree with a joke Carlos Mencia did where he said there are to many stupid people and no body to eat'em. Even though I hate that he has pretty much been chown to steal other peoples jokes.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 01:57 PM
I despise most people too much to ever find them edible.... Except that one guy, he'd probably be delicious, so evil and lovely and unattainable....

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 04:11 PM
With the right spices or sauces probably anyone will taste good. hahaha

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 04:28 PM Edited by paintecards01 on Fri 12/27/13 04:29 PM
Doubtful. I'm pretty sure a dumb man would linger on the palate in an unpleasant way.

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 04:34 PM
Well the right kind of stupid is going to be nice fat and fat means flavor. Unlike eating a vegan. They're probably to lean. lol

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 04:36 PM
Most of my classmates are vegan. I know they would make a really gross, depressing meal.

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 04:42 PM
I could never be vegan. I feel to badly for how the vegies are treated on farms. lol

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 11:19 PM
Sometimes the most dangerous thing a person can get is validation.

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Sat 12/28/13 12:09 AM
I would not let the opportunity slip away.

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Sat 12/28/13 12:35 PM
slip slip slip

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Sat 12/28/13 12:36 PM
slip slip slip You're evil.

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Sat 12/28/13 12:42 PM
It's just a joke. hahaha

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Sat 12/28/13 12:45 PM
I know. You've been evil on other occasions. Sometimes evil isn't that bad. I need to start being evil too.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 12/28/13 12:45 PM
Kit-Kat

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Sat 12/28/13 12:53 PM
Butterfinger.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Sat 12/28/13 12:54 PM
Twix.

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Sat 12/28/13 12:58 PM
3 musketeer bars. I love cutting the chocolate shell off those and eating the middle by it's self.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Sat 12/28/13 01:01 PM
Almond Joy. That sounds like too much work. Like people who sit there picking the seeds out of a pomegranate, takes an hour to eat one piece of damn fruit.

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Sat 12/28/13 01:08 PM
Reese's pieces or cups. It's not that hard to cut the shell off and the middle tastes really good.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Sat 12/28/13 01:10 PM
M & M's But the time you're taking to cut it off, you could have eaten the whole bar and moved on to the next one.