Q: Why do lesbians like to have gay male friends?

A: Someone has to do the cooking!

Q: What do you call an Irish Lesbian?

A: Gaylick.



Two lesbians are sitting together talking.

One turns to the other and says, "They say 'you are what you eat'. Does that mean I'll be you in the morning?"

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A 14 year old lesbian walks into a whorehouse and says, "I want a woman to eat me."
"I'm sorry" the madam responds, "we don't serve lickers to minors"


Q: What do you call two butches bonding?

A: Hockey Night in Canada.



What is a CAT?

1. Cats do what they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They're totally unpredictable.

4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.

5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

7. They're moody.

8. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny Femme Lesbians in little fur coats.

What is a DOG?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

4. They growl when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play, they want to play.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They leave their toys everywhere.

8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss!

9. They go right to your crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny Butch Lesbians in little fur coats.



Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.




Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?

A: Single!




If homosexuality is a disease, lets all call in queer to work "Hello. Can't work today, still queer".



Q: Two lesbians are walking down the street with their hands in each other's pockets. What are they doing?

A: Lip Reading

nike invented atennis shoe for lesbians called dikies only made 69 pairs but they had to recall them tounges were too short