Look guys it's nice that you're coming to visit Las Vegas and I hope you have a lovely time gambling and seeing all the tourist sites. Now there's something you should know before sending me that message you're about to send me. I'm not one of Vegas's tourists attractions.
What?
We've exchanged maybe two messages and already you're asking me if we can meet up when you come to town. You're getting ahead of yourself. All I know about you is you're impatient and that you have a dirty bathroom mirror. I ask you, do you ask women in obscure locations like Junction City Kansas if you can fly out to visit them after sharing only two messages?
No wait, don't answer that.

�If we get to know each other better and I think we might make a good couple or at least good friends then you can come and see me. But only after we've chatted on the phone and perhaps Skyped so we know more about each other. That's how it works. It's not....fly to Vegas... gamble.... visit strip club...see Cirque du Soleil.... eat lunch.... sleep with Anna..... fly home.

errrr

Hahaha.... Nice one anna ...

Hello
Well said Anna,

What if we skip lunch?

Fly to Vegas. Visit best friend and his wife. Go to Double Down Saloon and hang with the punks, greasers and drink some *** juice. Walk the strip and laugh at all the johns getting busted by the UC's. Talk about old times:)

I think guys like that may be looking to establish a "free room and board" relationship in order to have a place to crash whenever they want to visit Fun Town, USA. It's cheap (in every sense of the word!).

Ladies who live in touristy places need to be watchful that they are not placed in a "put-me-up-for-free-in-your-expensive-town" category by fellows from Where-in-the-World???

Gee Imagine that....
GUYS wanting to meet a nice looking young woman and all...

> "free room and board"

At first I read that as "free room and broad"

You have a sharp wit and a great sense of humor.

Welcome to Mingle2.

> You have a sharp wit and a great sense of humor.

I know. I'm awesome.

What?

No one said I was modest.

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p.s. Thank you

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Anna I agree. If I'm not getting asked will u marry me or hi can I have ur #, I'm getting asked my personal favorite, "me love u long time ?"

This is all the first message they send lol I don't even get a hi first