There were five in a bed, then the little one said roll over roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell off. Then Jp laughed hysterically. Haha. Sorry it was funny.

Well thank you for refreshing my memory on what he song actually was. hahaha

Strap him to the bed and put a glass of wine on him and jump and see if the wine spills

Wonder how she got there.

Did you follow my cat to my house?

Her cat is to blame?

Yeah, I'll go with that.

Haha. The joke is on you. I have not had a cat in years. I miss my cats.

ask her if the baby kitten i found can sleep with us.....

Where did you find the baby kitten? Wait us? Sorry Argo this is my bed and it has boundaries. Plus my dog will get mad if you take her spot.

guess i'll have to go back to Wal-Mart and get a hacksaw
to cut thru the barriers around my bed....oh yeah, and a bag of doggie treats...

Argo whatever do I do to keep you out?

Ask where is cha and carebear so I can spin a tale of love?

ask him if we can snuggle

ask her to follow me at the coffee table where i prepared a delicious treat and then listen to Hippie as he tell us his romantic love story.

ask cha to record the story Hippie is going to spin while I fall asleep on the bed

Ask her if this is really the kind of guidance she is seeking...

Ask him if the black cat on his pillow will keep him from sleeping.

I'm here Hippie let's hear all about Jo!

I have to change all my locks and keys

Tell him to take notes for carebear, cha, jerseygirl and phoenix.


In the beginning there was an old hippie and a beautiful woman. Unbeknownst to hippie, the fair maiden desired him. Not ever having been desired before, this left hippie in bewilderment....and not knowing how to respond, hippie grew jealousy. This jealousy split the fair maiden and hippie up, much to hippie's dismay. After much yearning for love his prayers were reanswered and the fair maiden still wanted hippie. So now she is the love of his life whom he cannot live without. Hippie just desires to wrap his arms around her, pull her close, nibble on her neck and ear lobe before tasting her sweet lips. And soon they shall do so. The end. Short and sweet.

p.s. Hippie lost his jealousy and just wants to prove over and over to the fair Jo that he loves her more than anyone. He wants her to be able to say she never knew love could be like this as hippie will shower her with his love and affection.