Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 2 | |
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Say.."Sori sir I think you sleep walked"
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Send him away
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Give her a spanking for continuing to sneak into my bed..
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Ask him if he slept well after I had to spend the night on the sofa
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"Yes ma'am I did and you?
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Its MY bed! I'll be danged if I'm going to the couch!!! Move it or lose it!!
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Ouch!...couldn't we just share the bed?...its actuali big enuf
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You stay on your side and I'll stay on mine. Unless it gets cold!
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get in, and tell her thanks for warming the bed.
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Tell him yes I believe in Jesus, no I'm not gay, and yes he can serenade with a geetar melody while I fall asleep as long as he keeps his clothes on.
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Well then maybe I'll keep this reply to my self
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Ask her how she likes her eggs and coffee.
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Ask him to be nice and move over.
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Edited by
VictoriousOne
on
Wed 12/18/13 06:46 PM
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Ask...Do you dress your dog in little doggy outfits?
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ask her if she'd like to look at my erotic etchings
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Ask him if he would play a song for me on his guitar.
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call my friend, and profusely thank him, for talking me into joining this website
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Ask him to sing me a lullaby
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set my alarm to go off in 10 minutes...... then start singing rock-a-bye baby
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Hum ask him if...never mind
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