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I've been married twice, but I guess I was just unlucky.
First wife died after eating some poisoned mushrooms. 
Second wife died from a fractured skull.
She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.  
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Come here Romeo..let me lay a big one on you
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TOM!!! now that's not right
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Do you really have to?
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Tom
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Awwww babe..i botoxed just for you
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Looks like u smelt somethin f****d up as hell !!!
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Oh boy
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Oh boy
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they injected me 10 too many times
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Have you ever noticed at weddings that the dearly beloved get to sit through the ceremony but the bride and groom have to stand up? Whats up with that?
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10? ... try 100
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Lmfao!!
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oopsy ...
Sorry thumper ... watch your toes ...
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i c u puttin' that mug on every thread on here!!
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i think if i saw a woman like that,, i would just say **** it and saw off my peter with a dull rusty plastic spork
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