, the Penis, hereby request a raise in Salary for the following
> >reasons:
> >
> >1. I do physical labor.
> >2. I work at great depths.
> >3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
> >4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> >5. I work in a damp environment.
> >6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
> >7. I work in high temperatures.
> >8. My work exposes me to diseases.
> >
> >Reply:
> >
> >Dear Penis,
> >After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
> >raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
> >
> >1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
> >2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work
> >period.
> >3. You do not always follow the orders
> > of the management team.
> >4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen
> >visiting other locations.
> >5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
> >stimulated in order to start
> >working.
> >6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
> >7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
> >wearing the correct protective clothing.
> >8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
> >9. You are unable to work double shifts.
> >10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
> >completed the assigned task.
> >11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering
> >and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
> >
> >Sincerely, The Management
> >
> >Five reasons not to be a penis ..
> >
> >1. You're bald your whole life.
> >2. You have a hole in your head.
> >3. Your neighbors are nuts.
> >4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and...
> >5. Every time you get excite! d, you throw up and then faint

Thats a good one.

Thank you Dr. Jacob

LMAO.

who voted to delete this....ITS A JOKE....get over it







and its funny

lol that was great

i disagree with number nine. i have worked five shifts before.