A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at
work. Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly so she puts
him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes
home, so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man replies, "Yes,
it is." Boy, "I have a baseball." Man, "That's nice." Boy,
"Want to buy it?" Man, "No, thanks." Boy, "My dad's outside. "Man, "OK, how much?" Boy, "$25"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and his
mother's lover are in the closet together. Boy, "Dark in here. "Man, "Yes, it is." Boy, "I have a baseball mitt." Remembering
the last time, the man asks, "How much?" Boy, "$75" Man,
"Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.
Let's go outside and toss the ball back and forth." The boy
says, "I can't, I sold them." Father, "How much did you sell
them for?"
Boy, "$100"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that, that is way more than those two things cost. I'm
going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the confessional and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here." The Priest says, "Don't start
that crap again!"

great ****.

that is funny as hell!!!

LMAO.

Oh my!