Topic: Child Support
uk1971's photo
Thu 08/30/07 02:30 PM
Father: "When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give her
this envelope. Tell her that since you are now 18 this is
the LAST check she'll ever see from me for child support.
Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face."

Daughter: "OK"

Later....

Daughter: "Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope. He
said to tell you that since I'm now 18 this is the LAST
child support payment he'll ever have to make to you. Now
I'm supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your face."

Mother: "Next time you visit your father tell him that after
18 years I have decided to inform him that he's not your father. Then, stand back and watch the expression on his face."

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Motevia's photo
Fri 08/31/07 11:55 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh Classic!!! drinker drinker drinker

carebear19622's photo
Fri 08/31/07 11:57 AM
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blonderockermom's photo
Fri 08/31/07 11:59 AM
laugh I would love to see the expression on his face too!!laugh laugh

no photo
Fri 08/31/07 11:59 AM
Nothing funny about child support....when you don't get any!!....ok ....well the joke is maybe a bit funny... :)

adj4u's photo
Fri 08/31/07 12:55 PM
the d a should tell her she is under arrest for fraud


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