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My sex life with my boyfriend has been sucking lately. I thought maybe it was because I've gained a few pounds recently so the other night I put on a sexy negligee, crawled into bed and started rubbing up on him all nice like. He rolled over and spewed out the same old line..."not tonight honey, I'm tired"... so I started crying. He asked what was wrong. I said "You don't want to have sex with me because I'm too fat. That's it. I'm going to lose 165 lbs if it's the last thing I do!" He said "Don't be silly honey. You don't even weigh 165 lbs!" I said "I know. You do!"
Now I get no sex AND he's not talking to me. Perfect! |
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Lol, the old two birds with one stone story. wait.. D'oh!
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I kinda knew that's how it was gonna go..
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Hey you are the Second Miss right I've met....However, when I met the first one I didn't realize her first name was Always!
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I was 174 in January I'm down to 145 now I walked 3 miles a day all summer and to tell the truth I felt better when I was heavier but I'm loving the new jean sizes
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its so hard to lose weight its killing me!
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Hey you are the Second Miss right I've met....However, when I met the first one I didn't realize her first name was Always! Too funny! I swear I was having a 'debate' with my boyfriend the other night and after FINALLY winning the battle and forcing him to admit defeat, I gloated that I was gonna go have my first name legally changed to Sheeze and my middle name would of course have to be Always. Sheeze Always Wright! I thought it was a brilliant idea! He just did one of these... |
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Hey you are the Second Miss right I've met....However, when I met the first one I didn't realize her first name was Always! Too funny! I swear I was having a 'debate' with my boyfriend the other night and after FINALLY winning the battle and forcing him to admit defeat, I gloated that I was gonna go have my first name legally changed to Sheeze and my middle name would of course have to be Always. Sheeze Always Wright! I thought it was a brilliant idea! He just did one of these... But as a guy NEVER admit defeat! But than again, depending on the 'debate' sometimes we just let you ladies 'think' you won |
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Thats like the African guy, with the Scottish dad who had the crabs? Mabozza Ritchie !
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Thats like the African guy, with the Scottish dad who had the crabs? Mabozza Ritchie !
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Hey you are the Second Miss right I've met....However, when I met the first one I didn't realize her first name was Always! Too funny! I swear I was having a 'debate' with my boyfriend the other night and after FINALLY winning the battle and forcing him to admit defeat, I gloated that I was gonna go have my first name legally changed to Sheeze and my middle name would of course have to be Always. Sheeze Always Wright! I thought it was a brilliant idea! He just did one of these... Of course he went You give the impression that you really are Miss Take. |
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Men and talking.. is it really necessary?
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