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Topic: For the older members (Over 35s)
heartbrokenbaby's photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:31 PM
wat do u think bay

hotandspicey's photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:32 PM
THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
my hearing stinks
my memory shrinks
no sense of smell
I look like hell
the golden years
have come at last
the golden years
can kiss my ass!

no photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:32 PM
explode BAGexplode

Oooooh...I SEE! :angry: This coming from the dude who went off to the corner with Hawaii while I was gone. :angry:

So much for being good, huh???

We are SOOOO over, Romeo!!

sad sad sad



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Fri 08/31/07 09:33 PM
HBB, I am sure it's the good stuff. drinker I won't tell on you.:wink:

DTHRomeo's photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:34 PM
I did what???

Oh yeah that's right

I went there to kill a spider,i swear!!!

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heartbrokenbaby's photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:35 PM
kool thanks bay

so ya hi romeo

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Fri 08/31/07 09:36 PM
<----waves to the crowd with her cane........checks her depends undergarments and adjusts her slutty mini skirt while manuevering onto her bar stool.

"Garcon" .........hit me!!!drinker drinker drinker drinker

DTHRomeo's photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:36 PM
Hi again HBB

DTHRomeo's photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:36 PM
huh

no photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:37 PM
laugh HBB! "Hi ROoooommmeeeooo...."

grumble



laugh gyps!

A dinner with dad does that to ya, huh??? noway

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heartbrokenbaby's photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:38 PM
im bored so ya

DTHRomeo's photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:38 PM
Very close family i guess laugh

DTHRomeo's photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:38 PM
I'm sorry you're bored girl

heartbrokenbaby's photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:39 PM
i wanna go out but none of my friends are home

uk1971's photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:40 PM
I’M FINE THANK YOU

There is nothing the matter with me,
I’m as healthy as can be,
I have arthritis in both knees
And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze.
My pulse is weak, and my blood is thin,
But I’m awfully well for the shape I’m in.

Arch supports, I have for my feet,
Or I wouldn’t be able to be on the street.
Sleep is denied me night after night,
But every morning I find I’m alright.
My memory is failing, my head’s in a spin
But I’m awfully well for the shape I’m in.

The moral is this, as my tale unfolds,
That for you and me who are growing old
It’s better to say, “I’m fine” with a grin,
Than to let folks know the shape we are in.

How do I know that my youth is all spent?
When my ‘Get up and Go’ has got up and went.
But I really don’t mind, when I think with a grin,
Of all the grand places my ‘Get up’ has bin.
Old age is golden, I’ve heard it said.
But, sometimes I wonder, as I get into bed
With my ears in the drawer, my teeth in a cup,
My eyes on the table, until I wake up.
Ere sleep overtakes me, I say to myself,
“Is there anything else I could lay on the shelf?”

When I was young, my slippers were red.
I could kick my heels over my head.
When I was older, my slippers were blue.
But still I could dance the whole night through.
Now that I’m old, my slippers are black,
I walk to the store, and puff my way back.

I get up each morning and dust off my wits,
And pick up the paper, and read the ‘Obits.’
If my name is still missing, I know I’m not dead.
So I have a good breakfast,
And go back to bed.

bigsmile glasses

DTHRomeo's photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:42 PM
Awww ... that sucks HBB frown

no photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:44 PM
so go out anyways geeeeeeeeeeez!!!! Youre young!!!!

heartbrokenbaby's photo
Fri 08/31/07 09:45 PM
im also conntent home with all of u my other famliy

gypsy i dont go out much only when my freinds are home

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Fri 08/31/07 09:57 PM
Hmmmm I was never content staying home when I was 19.....I waaaaaasssssssssss WILD!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

Now Ive become a hermit.......not by choice....

uk1971's photo
Fri 08/31/07 10:10 PM
I can't remember when I was 19. I think.....................................................

Sorry. I've forgotten.embarassed bigsmile

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