Why is it called the "missionary position"?
Seriously, why?
is it:
Because it features the man on top trying to win her to the Lord.
That is in line with all the apostles being men? Or:

Because Christian missionaries taught that only the normal position
(with the man on top) during sex was proper.

why when a woman is on top
and starts to scream
oooh God oooooohhhhhhh Gooooooood
does that means she is a cristian?

lol,lol

just a joke

Because Christian missionaries taught that only the normal position
(with the man on top) during sex was proper.

Actually it was decreed from a Pope as the only acceptable way of having
intercourse, wouldn't want those wild woman taking control or anything!
they might enjoy themselves!

Dang...I guess i'm hell bound

that is one of the problems i have with religion. they won't admit that
they don't know everything. new ideas and modern progress does not have
to be sinful or evil

I don't think all religions are that way. Maybe some religious people
but not the religion as a whole

if you look at the hieracrchy of the jewish, christian and muslim faiths
they are all stuck in the past and incredibly reluctant to ammend
things. the vatican just recently ammended the idea that the sun
revolves around the earth and they are currently discussing what happens
to a baby that dies before baptism. some of the newer religions are much
freer but if you consider the root of the first three i mentioned they
are very reluctant to move forward from the type of thinking that they
had hundreds of years ago.

Another story is:

When Christian missionaries first started traveling into primitive
societies their customary position of sexual intercourse was facing one
another man on top. The very primitive cultures they were surrounded by
customarily engaged in sexual intercourse woman in front, man in back,
facing the one direction. These two sexual customs were quite different
and lead to the term of the "missionary position".