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There was this blonde sitting in her seat of an airplane getting ready
for a trans-atlantic flight. She was figuring she'd start getting a nap in now when some guy sits in the seat beside her. He says to her, "Sorry to bother you, but I always find it helps to pass the time on this flight by playing a game. I'll ask you a question and if you can't answer it you give me 5 bucks and then you ask me a question and if I can't answer it I'll give you 5 bucks." The blonde tells him she ain't interested, she's trying to sleep. So the guy ups the ante and says, "Tell you what, any question you ask me that I can't answer I'll give you 500 bucks and you still only gotta give me 5 if you can't answer one." So, the blonde decides to play his game. The guy goes 1st and asks her what the capital of Nicaragua is. She says, "I don't know", and hands him the 5 bucks. He says, "Ok your turn." So the blonde asks him,"What has 2 legs in the morning, 3 legs in the afternoon and 4 legs in the evening?" Buddy is stumped but not giving up. The blonde figures now she can get some sleep. Buddy fires up his laptop and starts searching for the answer. Finally after an hour of fruitless searching, he wakes her up and hands her the 500 bucks. The blonde puts it in her purse and goes back to sleep. Buddy says, "Hey wait a minute, before you go back to sleep, what's the answer?" The blonde reaches back into her purse and hands him 5 bucks |
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That is a harilous story, I just read it to a group of family and
friends at my house and now everyone is rolling with laughter.Thanks for spicing things up |
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you very welcome Caballero, anytime I can bring a smile or laff to
someone brings joy to my heart. Thank you for sharing this with your family and friends, it made my day to see my humour touched a household of ppl I don't even know :-) |
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