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| Topic: Answer the ? with another ? - part 33 | |
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Isn't human intelligence an oxymoron?
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Why on earth would you even think that human intelligence would be an oxymoron if you think the way we do about humans even having any intelligence at all? I think??
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Shouldn't you leave the thinking to those of us who have experience at it?
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Why would you think that you have experience at thinking since your name is Dodo? And you eat cat sandwiches? You will need better references as to your thinking expertise! Can you show us your resume for thinking?
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Why would you think that you have experience at thinking since your name is Dodo? And you eat cat sandwiches? You will need better references as to your thinking expertise! Can you show us your resume for thinking?
I have my birth certificate, which shows that I was born on planet Melmac, not planet Earth. What more evidence do I need?
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Can you show us your immigration papers please? I'm an undercover agent for the immigration agency here on planet earth!
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Can you show us your immigration papers please? I'm an undercover agent for the immigration agency here on planet earth!
Is it me, or is your nose starting to grow? |
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No, your eyes are failing and it's the long time effects of living on earth when you are from the Planet Melmac! They didn't tell you that did they?
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No, your eyes are failing and it's the long time effects of living on earth when you are from the Planet Melmac! They didn't tell you that did they?
What chapter of the hitchhiker's guide is that in? 
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Chapter 2, Subsection C, Item #15. What other proof do you need now?
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What other proof do you need now?
Can I have some 100 Proof? 
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Okay you can have that proof, but give me the immigration papers or I'll have no choice but to take you in!
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Okay you can have that proof, but give me the immigration papers or I'll have no choice but to take you in!
Didn't you lose your immigration job for failing to follow the rule of this game by asking a question? |
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Didn't you know that all government officials are exempt from the rules. It's a given on this planet!
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Don't you know that I have diplomatic immunity because I am a Melmacian ambassador?
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Melmacian diplomatic immunity was good for only 1 year upon arrival on planet earth. Subsection 21, Article 9. I'm going to have to cuff you!
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Speaking of cuffs (the kind that "going on" your wrists, baby, if you break the rules here)... did you all know that in Spanish that one's wife is "esposa", and handcuffs are "esposos"?
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Edited by
dcastelmissy
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Sat 11/09/13 07:09 PM
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Yep! Since I speak Spanish, I'm aware of that!
But we are talking about English "cuffs" going on Dodo!
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... did you all know that in Spanish that one's wife is "esposa", and handcuffs are "esposos"? What is the difference between "esposa" and "esposos"? What? You don't know either? |
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Do you really believe you will escape arrest by distractions?
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