No your all good Just kinda funny because you never know who is going to pop in at this time on a saturday

i know,,,the wierd-dos,,,lol

and the things that go BUMP in the night,,,,,lol,,,lol

So IAM - if she was drop dead gorgeous and only spoke French or German, but you could communate through say sign language, you wouldn't date her???

NO,,,,I DON'T DATE DEAD PEOPLE!!!!!






























Your word,,,,,,drop dead,,,,lol
How ya doing tonight beautiful????

Always a smart azz in the crowd isn't there. Doing pretty good. And you??? Been trying to razzz you in a couple of the threads to get a reaction, see it worked.

Beautiful, hmmmmmm, you must be drunk - now take you hands off the bottle - no fast moves, step away from the booze, and no one gets hurt.

YOU WILL NEVER TAKE IT FULL......shoot me but the bottle stays and the booze is all mine.....lol

I like them when they are deaf and mute and preferrably blind......

But I have dated ppl who didnt speak english.......its all in the body language

True Gyps, takes all the mindless chatter out of it doesn't it???

Don't worry IAM, I would never shoot you, unless it was with a squirt gun, wouldn't want you to spill the booze. I don't like guns anyway.

I like it when they try to argue with you and they can't speak!!! and their hands are all flaying around!!!!!

ooops this makes me giggle!!!

geeeeze again!!???


the BUGATTI of course...signed over to my name with the keys please

I want that donut!!!

Let's see:

-Must know how to spell. Poor spelling is a HUGE pet peeve.
-Must be female.
-Must be honest. Such a hard trait to find. Many people claim to be and many people get proven wrong.
-Must have morality. Once again, hard to come by.

Oh, and most importantly...must like pie!

is that a pizza pie>??? or you talking about cherry pie???? omggggggggggggg i izzzzzzzzzzzz sooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaadz!!!

You ARE bad!

"She's my cherry pie..."

"must know how to spell"

Really Thunder?

What if she just promises to spell check? She could get a little laptop or even a palm and carry it around with her...

Frst & foremost

A LADY

true love?

must not like dogs more than people
Must at least own one good outfit from this century
Must be taller than me
must have more to talk about than his latest ache, pain, illness
must love my quirkiness
must love to laugh
must not believe in ufo's, or think star trek was the best show ever

Heck with criteria. I always had certain criteria (age, religion, height, education). Since jumping back in the dating pool, I tried my best to throw away the criteria. In doing so, I met a wonderful guy and we are having fun seeing where things go.

Cooking dinner for him tonight. Sure hope I don't poison him.

I tried throwing away criteria as well, unfortunately I ended up with people who either had no goals, were using me as microwave pizza (tides you over till the real meal), or were just plain psychotic. Now I have criteria again:

Must show at least some attempt at intelligence

Must have some kind of direction in life and be moving in that direction.

Must have a sense of self worth

Must NOT think their religion is the only path to spirituality

and last but most important, must believe love to be a choice, not just a feeling or chemistry. Otherwise no one would stay together lol

Must always put the toilet seat up!