Im i being An old man or is it normal to talk like a f"cking moron? Not just yong but people in their 30s saying "init","nuff said", "thats jokes","wagwan blood","easy bruv" (call me bruv and i automaticly think your a tw@) then we have the ditsy female essex versions "well jell" , "ream" (wtf does that even mean?) ," hi gorge" and my personal pet-fu$king-HATE! "TEXTES,I TEXTED U,READ THESE TEXTIS" MORONS!

having a bad day?

Not really a matter of what sort of day im having but just things that REALLY p?ss me off, you live in the states so you probably dont get what i mean because the slang and the text talk is a bit different (probably just as annoying) but living day in day out in a place where its totally normal to call every guy you see "bruv" put your knuckle up and say "safe" it drives me mad. I had some girl come back to mine for the night (when i was in college) and had the f?ing nerve to say "your black but why dont you act more like it?" Its like every one decides on a retarded fake jamaikan yardy accent and has to stick to it till its natural to them. ITS GAY (No offence to homosexuals sorry)

. I can honestly say I'm the complete opposite of chavs. I can't stand them. They bully people, throw stone's at window's, cause fire's, swear at everyone, ask you for money and say "E're you, can ya lend me ten pence for me bus fair?". Maybe if some were polite while asking, I would. But being called "E're you"? How about just asking nicely? It doesn't hurt. I don't do thar Amy Child talk either. I never watch 'TOWIE' or 'MIC' *pictures Amy Childs filing her nail's and talking to Mark Wright*