Any fans? Post a quote.
I'll get the ball rolling.

"Somewhere in Phil Collins's mouth, a dark penis stirred..."

"Carl, if I knew anything about women, my wallpaper wouldn't be made out of coyote corpses. I deal with dames the same way I deal with beehives--touching the wrong parts until everyone involved is enraged"


Oh yeah, I'm one of many unofficial heralds of Seanbaby, spreading the word of our lord and master.

Check out his site, seanbaby.com for more info.

Popsicle Pete awaits....

P*ss**s need not apply. Punchmaster will punch your face to your a**.

oops

I read that wrong

at first I thought it said till everyone involved is ENGAGED






big difference

Depends on who's getting engaged I guess, lol

"Only about 1 percent of this book has anything to do with massage techniques, because there are only two ways to massage a cat -- regular and Of Mice and Men."