I'm the male black widow that is "killed & devoured by my mate
immediately after she gets hers......love as I know it

oh come on guys you know I'm the pony (not a Jack A*s)
and am generous with my one trip pony rides.
but your said love so I say a I'm a Malard as they
take one mate for life which is always my intent
leading up to love.


{{{ hi Sweetlydysfunctional }}}

do you like Hockey & MMA ?

What are you doing later ? if you want i can
pick you up for sex O' clock jk..lol


I've been all round this great big contenent
but I rather walk that county mile
these willing girls with the boots and curls
are pretty easy to defile

Well the Vancouver girls are hip,
I realy dig the styles they wear,
and the southern girls, they really knock me out,
with the wayyy__ they talk down there
but the Mid- Western Canadians farmers daughters,
they really make me feel all right, yes them northern girls
and the way they wipe, you can tast it through the night.

I wish they all could be Al___ bertan
I with they all could be Al___bertan
I with they all could be Alberta Giiiiirlssss

sorry im not well! I can't help myself
welcome to mingles

Ponys parody of the Beach Boys-California girls

hmmm i dunno but i'm betting it would be awesome to be a black panther!

That would freak more people out. A fly boa constrictor. hahaha

A dolphin...playful, happy and always turned on.

a black bear...loves honey, is Independent and protective.

A Mastiff....because I don't like people Foking with my shiiit and Domme.

*winks at pony*

"You know what you sound like? You sound like a duck." -Pulp fiction

I like this thread, its fun
but its shore dead around here the last while,
summer I guess, and not a good one in AB.
its raining again, it seems there's storms this time of night
every 2 days, its stating again!
i'll give you a mess or you can do the same and say hi anytime

The best thing about being an animal...is no sticky emotions. Granted some animals seem to love but it's so easy for them to move on.

I disagree about the emotions thing. My sister once talked about a nature show where a lioness adopted a wilder beast baby I think it was. Some form of plant eater anyway after losing it's own baby. Naturally the plant eating baby couldn't live off what the new mother was trying to give it and it died. It ended adopting another baby of the same type. I think it did that like 3 4 maybe 5 times. Plus I seem to recall primates that have stolen the babies of others after losing their own. Just because you don't know what they are feeling. doesn't mean they have moved on.

a lioness

A Horse. Horses are beautiful, majestic, graceful,dignified, loyal, and hard-working, and out-right reliable! Yeah, I'm a Horse! ;-)


Oh, and, Horses are Romantic too! ( have you ever heard of a fairy-tale that didn't have romantic, beautiful horses!?)

No I haven't. But I bet I could write one. hahaha

I'm not sure how I would answer this, but almost always people say I am a Leo, and I happen to have the birthdate of August 1st and people I meet say of course. So what does that really mean? Not sure. Personally I think maybe I'd make a good "bigfoot".

perfect choice! that's exactly what I would say you are

:-)

anteater?
you know why.
*thipthipthipthipthipthip* ladies....just sayin
or a burrowing owl
sorry, my minds not in the usual places this weekend lol
not exactly sure where it is....

I am Lunar, The MoonsDragonLionWolf!

*Grrhowlroars!*