My favorite body type on this site :)

To each his own.

not overly particular on that...anything within the relatively normal to well fed range is fine :)

I watched my ex boyfriend's weight seesaw a couple times. never affected how I felt about him

exactly

Weight is not an attraction killer for me. I 'm not going to love him less, I would just worry more.

Inactivity is a bit boring though, cause if I'm sharing my life with him it would be nice if he were involved in it from time to time.

I dunno man. I normally go for the ones with...ya know....a pulse and a brain.

picky

It ain't easy being cheesy.

much less bein' sleazy ..lol

howya doin' goof {{goofers}}

"well I was just I skinny lad
never new no good from bad
but I new love before I left my nurseryyyy
left alone with big fat fanny
she was such a naughty nanny
HEAP..BIG WOMAN! YOU MADE A BADBOY OUT OF MEEE

I was singin' with my band
across the wire, accross the land
I've seen every blue eyed floosy on the wayyy
but their beauty and their style
went kinda smooth after a while
take me to them lovely ladys every tiiiiime

ooooooh..won't you take me home tonight
ooooooh..down beside that red fire light
ooooooh.. won't ya let it all hang out
fat bottom girls you make the rockin' world go round
ya..fat bottom girls you make the rockin' world go round"

well I got mortgages & homes I got stiffness in my bones
there ain't no beauty queens in this lo cal it yyyy
but I still got my greatest treasure
still get my greatest pressure
HEAP...BIG WOMAN YOU MADE A BADBOY OUT OF MEEE

to each their own is right

I like them thin ..its like two skeletons focking on a tin roof
no.. I think I like to say funny things
no..I think I like to say things that I think are funny

spin toys n finger puppets all the way

I was so hopeful....but then you said AND.

weak pulse and shallow breathing even, but a brain?

when it comes to women with a pulse,i still take into the consideration the 5 Second Rule

I thought that's only when you drop 'em.

no,it also counts when they could kill over at any minute

Oh that's an easy one. When their ready to keel over like that, you just ease the sheets out a little bit.

Whatevah, you like the big boobs too, Goof!!

I can prove my pulse is steady and strong...I can't always swear to the working condition of the other.

Hence the term "as is", working or not. Can we assume if it does function properly that you'd be willing to use it to the benefit of the whole human race? right back at ya