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Topic: The GOOD of your ex
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Sun 06/30/13 02:35 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Sun 06/30/13 02:56 PM

If had four loves that I would like to pay tribute too
Start with my third and deepest love that I married
She was good woman deep down, thats why we put her 8'ft
under instead of 6
Thats why a call her my deepest love.

then there's my bady moma she was great aviator
Just was no G_d dam good on earth.

then this one was fun, she used to love tallking juring sex
so she'd phone me up

this was my last one she had endless talents
She could bleed for a week straight without dieing and bury
a bone quicker than any dog.
City girls drive Chevrolet country girls drive Fords
the only thing that __lu____lu____.could drive was a mattress on a board.

City girls use Vaseline country girls use lard _lu__lu_____uses axel greas & gets it twice as hard


City girls use cotex country girls use rags __lu____lu___ isn't fussy she uses paper bags

When I broke it off with her and she was waiting for a greyhound to split town she came
back from the river with a list that she gave to me and that was titled 10 things she hated most
about me and she only got up to number 6..thats true and bless her for that and being with her
finely got me over my wife that had been 6years earlier and i love her for that..and she's a beautiful
woman.flowers




I forgot too add this one last time:

They were good Housekeepers...they kept them all

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