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.where they use spade as spoon and pitfork as a fork mainly because of that huge...
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landing pad of a runway....
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..that was really a secret entrance to Area 51.., but little did they know...
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...that this secret entrance is actually a scheme, a very bad one which,..
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...was sponsered by rich politicians and oil companies.., so they could collect all the Twinkies.... and.. raise the price on Lune-Moons & Wagon Wheels.., which led to...
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..the Witless Society for Twinkies Protection to organize a...
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.. diaper service, for all polticians...
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Edited by
oldhippie1952
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Fri 07/19/13 10:11 AM
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who need them changed every so often...
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Edited by
jagbird
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Fri 07/19/13 10:14 AM
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..but sometimes don't know what area they should wear them on, because the same thing often comes out of both ends...., which leads to severe....
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dysfunctional gorillas running loose...
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...and a shortage of dancing bananas to use....
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for training purposes...
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Edited by
jagbird
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Fri 07/19/13 10:30 AM
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..which led to many unemployed gorillas changing their line of work and becoming peelers...
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swelling the ranks of the peelers union...
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..and with all the bananas.., a new definition of "showing some skin"..., which led to...
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Playboy being completely revamped...
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..and now has a "full fruit centerfold", which is causing vegetarians around the world to revolt ..
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in horror that....
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... naked vegeatables would soon be used to
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promote sensual fruit poses...
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