10. "I don't have a profile pic because I don't want hassle from freaks."
Erm. Decent guys won't contact you if you don't have an actual pic of yourself anyway.
THEY may think that you are either hiding something, or that YOU are the freak.
IF you can send pics by private email, then there is nothing stopping you from uploading one or more to your profile.
Suggestive or overly sexy pics will in most cases also attract the freaks,predators and weirdos.

9. "I am NOT a ticket for you to come here"
You don't say?
THAT works both ways.
I'm not paying for you to come here either.
If you are seriously looking for someone, then search your country of residence.
UNLESS of course, money is no problem. LOL

8. "I'm just looking for friends"
If you are in a relationship/married/ just looking for friends, WTF are you doing on a 'DATING SITE' in the first place?

7. "Add me to your friend list"
If HE has a profile pic, make sure you actually have a pic of 'yourself' also.
Some guys have fantasies of a 'Cameron Diaz' lookalike.
Looking like Jackie Stallone isn't exactly going to endear you to him.

6. "I'm only interested in contacts between the ages of........
YOU viewed me and sent me a friend request.
We may be so far outside your age requirements that it's like Clint Eastwood going out with Leona Lewis or Justin Bieber dating Meryl Streep.

5. "I don't reply to winks"
Really?!!! Most guys send winks because they know most women have a preference.
Why send a message that won't get responded to.

4."I'm not on here looking for love"
Ultimately we all want and look for love, when will we and where we find it that's something different.

3."Don't reply to me if..........."
Sorry that's probably who's going to reply to you the most.
Unfortunately there are people on here who get off on that type of stuff.
Don't get mad. it's just one of the downfalls of online dating.

2."I hate liars and cheaters"
And who loves them???????

1."I don't have time for games"
Please ladies, PLEASE Stop Posting That!
Do you think any man that plays games is gonna listen???
Do you think he's gonna say
"Wow it says she don't play games so I better not".
Please..... if you're a woman whose been played by these so called 'games', then you know what to look for.

Its pretty good that i edit my profile because if not i might hit straight to the head (1&2 rocks).

its good wrriten most of the ladies do this...

I just had this conversation with someone else here. I would offer the tip that if someone's status is set to "friends", it needn't prove a hassle if you simply take them at their word and don't waste your time messaging them.

I'm sorry that the "friends" status irritates you, but it is a status option provided by the site, so it seems a bit futile to me for it to be protested here and not to those who put it in place.

It may not occur to some, the many uses the "friends" status provides for those who choose to utilize it. Some are entertaining enough regular correspondence that they wish not to invite more dating proposals from others. Juggling is not something everyone wishes to do with actual PEOPLE, and view doing so as playing with their emotions. In which case, the response you would get in reply to a message you send would be the same, "I'm not interested in taking on new dating prospects at this time," whether their status says "friends" or still says "dating". In fact the "friends" status will make this clear without you wasting your messaging time to discover this via message.

I will add my own opinion for what it's worth. It baffles me that we live in a day where the "friends" status on a website seems to be considered more offensive than "married" persons seeking "casual encounters". I, personally don't care for those status options as they offend my own moral values. But my own preferences are not the only ones that matter on a site created for the use of the public at large.

The best advice is if you don't like someone's profile, mosey along past it.

Really Good! Question though what if you are only here for friends and just to chat?! Not here for anything just to chill?

Men do most of these things as well.

I just noticed this was in jokes..

It is strange when some people get so uptight about someone looking for friendship, isn't it?

And I thought he was joking.

Yeah, i thought this is supposedly to be a joke.

I think this is a joke.

Doh!! I never would have guess LOL!

Sorry, I didn't get this joke. Have to admit...still don't get it.

It was posted as a lighter outlook on they way many men perceive what ladies put on their profiles want.
Many men post similar things when they set a profile up!
Invariably, as one ages, ones needs and opinions change.
As for myself, MY get up and go saddled up and trotted into the wide blue yonder recently,
And it would now take me all night to do what I USED to DO all night!
Guess I've just mellowed.
Never thought I'd be one of the 'Pipe and Slippers' brigade. (Well. Slippers anyway. I don't smoke. lol

so what , if ladies do, men do too. and if u r sensible enough, u wouldnt eve bother bout this.its no way to say it to a woman ,it couldve made sense if u said members dont be fake!! cause its mutual!! and guys supporting this either dont have common sense or are rejects ha