Well yeah then that way she won't have time to change her mind!!!!!

Why in the world would she want to change her mind??

Well you seem very sincere so I think you should introdue yourself to her.

My sister-in-law (my brothers widow) married a guy who stood on the street corner and yelled out to her "lady will you marry me?" you could try that

i'm also looking for her

hey !
let me know if this works for ya!

Why get married when you could be kneaded???

i will kneed you.

gasp!!! the "M" word!!!!

quick quarantine everyone on the premises!!!!!!


this is a notorious and insideous software program and application,
that is somehow still being downloaded and installed NO MATTER HOW MUCH HAVOC it wreaks on your hard drive!!!!

DO NOT PROCEED.

seek professional help from your local service rep.

WARNING.. dangerous viruses in this software....

if you have been so unfortunate as to have already installed said software,
we can only reccommend a full re-initialization of the hard drive...in some cases the mother board is damaged as well and the whole system ...and hardware is nothing but scrap....


sometimes this is a blessing in disguise

you will have to build your new system according to the new dimensions of your own design.....

imagine...selecting your own software ...rather than running insideously the programs that have been slowing down your performance for years!!!

you let them have it alex,

here, I will help you "reload" - metaphorically speaking...

ahhhhhhhhh perpetuating the great myth...




scary $hit

For sure you don't need a document to make you happy.
Marraige is a means of making money & being controled.
When Gwen & I got married, it was for the TAX advantages.

I actually thing haveing a LEGAL document causes people to relax & not keep earning the relationship.
Marry if you need that, but I won't do it again.
Might live with someone or, if the right one found, be in a committed relationship. But that is all.

Am I married yet? Did I miss something? I might have had a nap and missed the whole thing. Seems like the Bridesmaids were all dancing through my dreams like so many sugar plum fairies.

blown away like a december leaf in a whirlwind

Mike...

How many bridesmaides are dancing in your dreams? What happened to the WIFE??

So far I might not have actually met the bride. As for the bridesmaids, its kind of fuzzy with all that dancing going on. Might have been 6 or 8, but none of them were too clear so I didn't get to hone in on one as a potential bride yet.

sheesh ..i don't know if you were better off dreaming than awake!!!?

*Runs in Lights hair on fire* Runs screaming from this topic!

I have heard that any man and woman can get along if they both want to, so it might not matter who I marry.

TAKE MY ADVICE, COME DOWN FROM THE CLOUD BEFORE YOU EVER THINK OF PROPOSING. Things may not always be what they seem. Good luck to you.