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As the news spread out, many Canadian tourists and legal citizens began to protest outside the White House. Chants of "Down with Bush, not the Beaver" and "I AM Canadian" permeated the crowd.
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One man kept shouting, "Timmy Ho's!!!"
Nearby, street vendors sold T-shirts of the Canadian flag. Reactions from the crowd were unanimous. |
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President Bush did not seem to be bothered by the protestors outside his home.
"No I'm not worried about them. Hell, I could have them deported if I wanted. But I wouldn't do that to my fellow American II's. Or as I like to call them... 2's. And to help Canadians become acclimated to their new name, we're working on some new ads and posters. We even have a new flag for them. Walmart starts selling it in a week." 
Welcome America II's 
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Yeah!!!!!!!!!
North Dakota is ours, officially. The takeover has started. |
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Oh gypsy!!!!!!!!!
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THIS IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO MUCH CRAP TO READ THIS EARLY........
IM TAKING BACK ALASKA!!!! 
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let me make it short then. George Bush said Canada is ours!!!
He renamed it to America two!!! 
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and this is real???? huh? what? please pass the toilet paper!!!
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I just started to read this........hahaha fanta you made it up!!!
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Alaska actually belonged to the Russians before. I'm sure they would have given us a good deal too if our PM at the time would have had half a brain. We're suffering from the same stupidity at the top levels as the US. Why is that?
Is it contagious?
As for North Dakota....hmmmmm....WTF are we going to do with it? It's as desolate and isolated as where I live right now! Lets trade it off for a Carribean island or something. 
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Ive decided I want california......the rest can go to pot!!
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I think my granny was born in North Dakota....gaaaaaawd isnt it full of cowboys???
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I think it might be. I drove through as quick as possible when I was down that way.
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I can not give up my source. Im afraid you would hang karma! uhhhh,,,I mean...shoot! |
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We don't have capital punishment here. We're civilised. We just let the beavers have their way with traitors!
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I don't have a gun but will a dagger suffice???
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oH YAAAAAAAAAA i forgot about the deadly majestic canadian beaver.......been known to kill alot of american folk!!!
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oH YAAAAAAAAAA i forgot about the deadly majestic canadian beaver.......been known to kill alot of american folk!!!
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The beavers???
Dang thats cruel!!
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