Topic: Your most embarrassing moment | |
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My mom walked in on me while I was getting head ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Aaahaaaha thats awesome what did you say Mooooooooom! Now I got to start again!...ihaaate it here!.. get a life! Poor guy his arm was probably going numb, massive kink in his neck, you probably had him down there all morning and you were probably hung over with the hungover hornies watching TV Poor guy was happy as a two pecker'd Billy Goat when mom saved em...lol. Good history.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Was going to ask lf he was worthy but I guess that " he finnished" part says it all!.....lol ![]() The dresser against the wall? Like she's going to barge in AGAIN..LOL.. " knock Knock...barge..bang ..bang...HEY BILLY ! GET OUT FROM JEN'S C,.. You promised me! you'd smoke us that blunt! So here's some instructions, you ought'ta now Guaranteed to fix any little ho, So finger the back n finger the front, Thumd on the button n lick that little muffin Start from the bottom fast and then slow It'll take about 4 minutes n she be ready to blow And if that Dont work boy, then just give her toy, So I'm givin ya 5 minutes & you'll meet me in front So You'd better pull out that fatty, & and smoke that big blunt That did you do to her, Jen's looking thinner Mabee boy, you should cook us some dinner, Next time son, When you do that to my daughter You'll be surprised that can happen After a gallon of wated. Talk about performing under pressure. .& finnishing! The guys like my new HERO! ![]() |
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