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Topic: Your most embarrassing moment
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Thu 05/16/13 02:17 PM



My mom walked in on me while I was getting headlaughohwell :tongue: noway


Aaahaaaha thats awesome what did you say

Mooooooooom! Now I got to start again!...ihaaate it here!.. get a life!

Poor guy his arm was probably going numb, massive kink in his neck, you probably had him

down there all morning and you were probably hung over with the hungover hornies

watching TV
Poor guy was happy as a two pecker'd Billy Goat when mom saved em...lol.

Good history....smitten drool
no, he just pushed the dresser against the door, finished, cooked me breakfast, smoked a blunt with my mom, and asked to marry melaugh noway


Was going to ask lf he was worthy but I guess that " he finnished" part says it all!.....lolbigsmile
The dresser against the wall? Like she's going to barge in AGAIN..LOL..

" knock Knock...barge..bang ..bang...HEY BILLY ! GET OUT FROM JEN'S C,..
You promised me! you'd smoke us that blunt!
So here's some instructions, you ought'ta now
Guaranteed to fix any little ho,
So finger the back n finger the front,
Thumd on the button n lick that little muffin
Start from the bottom fast and then slow
It'll take about 4 minutes n she be ready to blow
And if that Dont work boy, then just give her toy,
So I'm givin ya 5 minutes & you'll meet me in front
So You'd better pull out that fatty, & and smoke that big blunt
That did you do to her, Jen's looking thinner
Mabee boy, you should cook us some dinner,
Next time son,
When you do that to my daughter
You'll be surprised that can happen
After a gallon of wated.



Talk about performing under pressure. .& finnishing! The guys like my new

HERO!flowers cuz your such a good sport...your Awesome! !

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