"Today in class", said Mrs. Johnson the kindergarten teacher. "We're going to play a guessing game".
"Ok here we go, it's a fruit, it's yellow, and tastes good".
Little Susie raised her hand.
"Its a lemon!"
"No I'm sorry its a banana but I'm glad to se you're thinking"
"Next one, it's red, a fruit, grows on trees ".
Little Fred says "It's a ball.
"No it's an apple but I'm glad to see you're thinking".
Little Johnny stands up and says "I got one, ok it's long and hard, has a pink tip and is in my pocket."
"JOHNNY!" screams Mrs. Johnson, "That's inappropriate."
"It's a pencil but I'm glad to see you're thinking."

Aaaaawwwww
Shame on you Mrs.Johnson!!

Hehehe

but, I was thinkin...

Well I was thinkin of my favorite lip sheener I used to have in my pocket when I was in high school hehehe. It was long (but not as long as a pencil), and it had a pink tip too.