there once was a perfect couple. they were a perfect man and a perfect woman. they had a perfect marriage. they had a perfect house and everything about their life was perfect. one pefect christmas eve. the perfect couple went for a perfect drive in their perfect suv. they were driving down the perfect road when they spotted santa stranded on the side of the road. so, being the perfect couple, they decided to help the poor fellow. then driving conditions worsened and there was a crash. two were killed but one survived. who was it? (scroll down)

















the perfect woman survived. okay now all you women stop reading now. the rest is for the men.


















the reason the perfect woman survived is because she was the only one that really existed in the first place. everyone knows there is no such thing as sant and there is no such thing as a perfect man. so the woman was driving and that would explain why there was a crash.

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I got it! That's cute.