Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The French was next:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."
Last was the Spanish:
"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say Yellow?"...

CHEESE ALL THE WAY BABY. IT WORKS FOR ME DOG!