I take that as a yes!

Well, last night was karaoke night, like always, at this bar I go to. So me and my friend, lets call him CW, go to his house first to have a few drinks for free and then his sister dropped us off the bar. We get a table by the stage so we can see all the people singing well and our waitress attends to us and he buys me a blue ribbon, which i never had before. After I drank that I had to pee so incredibly loud, so I got up and went to the bathroom only to see a worker standing infront of the sink holding a purse. At first my mind was boggled by this but then I hear a woman speak out loud;

Woman: Who is that, Tom?!?!
Tom aka guy with purse: It's a customer.
Woman: What's your name???
Me: Uh, Josh
Woman: Josh, come help me piss!
Me: *chuckle* I'll wait until you get done
Woman: Come over here and show me your d*ck, Josh!
Me: *chuckle*
Woman: Tom, help me piss!
Tom: I'm sure you can handle it..
Woman: I'll piss on the floor!

So I'm waiting at the entrance of the bathroom, waiting for her drunken butt to get out because I had to REALLY go. So the woman walks out of the stall, but with her pants and panties down. I laughed to myself and Tom just shook his head. She pulled them up and walked up to me and wrapped her arms around me saying:

Woman: Josh, I wanna buy you a shot!
Josh: I REALLY need to piss.
Woman: C'mon, let's do shots all night long.
Josh: You don't understand, I haven't took a pee ALL day.
Woman: Then pee at the bar with me!
Tom: C'mon, lets get you to sit down.

And Tom proceeded to remove her from the men's restroom. So after awhile I went up to the bar to get a jager bomb (mmmmmmm) and when the bartender is making my shot I feel a girl rubbing my chest. I turn my head to see I got a sticker put on me saying "Sexiest Jawline." I thought to myself how cool is that and I walked back over to my friend. We're talking and I was telling him I got a sticker and he did not, clearifying (sp) how much better I am than him. So I pointed out the group of ladies that gave me the sticker and he walks up to them asking for a sticker. After I saw him talk to the I quickly joined in. They gave him TWO stickers and that wasn't going to fly by me nicely. So I start talking to them about how I want more stickers because I think I deserved them more than my friend.

So after talking to them for a bit I found out it was a bridal party and she was getting married on saturday, so they wanted to go out and have a good time. By talking to them they were all in their thirties, which boggled my mind because they looked 18, and the one has a 14-year old son and another had 3 children. That blew me away. I think my jaw was seriously on the ground at that point. So my friend CW sang a song for them, I believe it was "Semi Charmed Life." And then our waitress got some stickers from them to give to other people, including the biggie that was "hello, my name is _____" and then you write down a name for them. Well, I got that sticker and my name was SexyLips.

The sticker I found on me were: "Sexiest Jawline" found on my chest. "Hello, my name is SexyLips" found on my shoulder. "Most Nerdy" on my tie. "Best Biceps" on my arm. "Best Overall" on my pants button aka the groin area lol. "Mr. Congeniality" on my tie. "Worst pick up line" on my chest, and they just gave me that one because it was their last sticker to give out. And "Hottest Buns" found on my ass. A sticker on my ass.


....enjoy this story and feedback, por favor.

I just love karaoke

How do you know that you have to pee LOUD??

/...oops, I meant bad.

sounds like you had a great night

awww... no more opinions?

uhh tell that drunk pissing woman to wash her hands before she grabs you..I doubt it since she forgot to pull up her panties.

So glad you had a good time....

Oh please, how is this pity seeking?

Somebody doesn't like Joshi???????

Joshy it appears someone has gone delete crazy on this thread..it's not going to happen. Clearly that's not the case. You're just telling a story..a wild story.

Don't worry Joshy I saved you from deletion...thanks for telling a great story...now those ladies know what we have known all along..................YOU ARE A SEXY BEAST!!!!

Wow that must have been fun. I can't believe the woman in the bathroom

Were you partyin' in Indy, down at Broad Ripple ?? LOL They get crazy like that down there.

WTF, people wanna delete this thread?!?

you're so late

...i was busy earlier....

sounds like a good time was had by all....where's my sticker?

I need to figure out where to find those kind of stickers.... I WILL use those when I go to South Carolina.

hell of a night bro
i have not being in one of those in years over years