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Quality Pickup Lines
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Are you single.
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YUK! I don't like pickup lines...Or any type of lines...I'm old so I remember what it was like back in the 70's and 80's when some men tried to act like Tom Jones. (And wore afro's and big medallions around their neck.) The first thing they said was: "Hey babe! Hey good lookin'...What's your sign?" YUKKO!
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Be yourself, rather than using a cheesy pickup line.
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"I bet $100.00 you won't go out with me."
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about the only pick up line that actually worked on me was :
"you're riding with my brother" |
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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
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"wanna see a trick i learned in prison?"
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I like something original.....no cheesiness either!
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Hi, I saw you starring at me across the room, so I thought I'd come over and introduce myself.
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Can i get your phone number
Mine is busy every time i call it... I like every bone in your body, especially mine ! I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent. Oh and by the way, you have my consent. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I need to walk by again? What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad. Her, after hearing a pick-up line: "I liked your approach. Now let's see your departure." 
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"Hey baby, you are foxy."
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Hi, I saw you starring at me across the room, so I thought I'd come over and introduce myself. Is that really considered a pickup line? |
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"you think it's impressive now?just wait,this cold sore is just gettin started"
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You must have lasers in your eyes because you have stunned me
You must have a fever. You're way too hot I wish I was a DNA helicase, so I could unwrap your genes Why aren't you in jail? It's illegal to look that good All have been sent to me multiple times on multiple sites and all are HORRIBLE |
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-At what time do these legs open?
-They won't open for you, idiot. -I was talking about mine! ratface! hey wait, this isn't working..
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Excuse me Ms
I hope you won't mind a banana daiquiri ? They brought me two and you look so all alone... 
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My girlfriend thinks you're hot.
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My girlfriend thinks you're hot. Well thanks but i must admit that this picture is pretty old... 
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Oh you'll do.
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