Topic: Questions that haunt me???
catchme_ifucan's photo
Thu 08/16/07 03:42 AM



QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME ????not really...

>> Can you cry under water?
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>> How important does a person have to be
>> before they are considered assassinated
>> instead of just murdered?
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>> Why do you have to "put your two cents in"..
>> but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
>> Where's that extra penny going to?
>>

>> Once you're in heaven,
>> do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried
>> in for eternity?
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>> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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>> What disease did cured ham actually have?
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>> How is it that we put man on the moon
>> before we figured out it would be a good idea
>> to put wheels on luggage?
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>> Why is it that people say they
>> "slept like a baby"
>> when babies wake up like every two hours?
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>> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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>> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings
>> and then put money in binoculars
>> to look at things on the ground?
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>> Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
>> They're going to see you naked anyway.
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>> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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>> Why do toasters always have a setting
>> that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
>> which no decent human being would eat?
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>> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane ?
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>> If the professor on Gilligan's Island
>> can make a radio out of a coconut,
>> why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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>> Why does Goofy stand erect
>> while Pluto remains on all fours?
>> They're both dogs!
>>
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>> If Wile E. Coyote had enough money
>> to buy all that ACME crap,
>> why didn't he just buy dinner?
>>
>> If corn oil is made from corn,
>> and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
>> what is baby oil made from?
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>> If electricity comes from electrons,
>> morality come from morons?
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>> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?
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>> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>>
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>> Why do they call it an asteroid
>> when it's outside the hemisphere,
>> but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


joshyfox's photo
Thu 08/16/07 04:13 AM
Why is it you Drive in a parkway,
But Park in a Driveway?

Why is it when something is sent by Truck it's a shipment,
But if it goes by Boat it's CARGO?

Danie's photo
Thu 08/16/07 04:18 AM
I think those are the best questions that anyone could answer. Can people get give a hand and think realy hard.

Puffins1958's photo
Thu 08/16/07 04:43 AM
laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Thu 08/16/07 06:59 AM
laugh laugh laugh

carebear19622's photo
Thu 08/16/07 07:52 AM
if you were the professor on the island with Maryann and Ginger and the only compition was Gilligan , Skipper, and mr Howell would you fix the boat?laugh laugh laugh

pkh's photo
Thu 08/16/07 10:06 AM
lol- leave it to youflowerforyou

wanting1forlife's photo
Thu 08/16/07 10:42 AM
carebear, best answer I have ever heard to the professor question!!!

Jtevans's photo
Thu 08/16/07 10:51 AM
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?


actually they do! laugh