wow ladie,
have you been laid lately?

oh baby, your crazy
she said to me

seriously
how can you judge me?
i say

i sat here and listened to you
tell me
what you felt you had to say

like

how i should not wear pink
how i should not sit like this
how i should not talk so nice
how i should not look at that man so much
how i should not arch my back this way
how i should not wink at that man i was looking at so much

im sorry
you dont understand me


all i have to say is

i woke up today and reached in the dryer and pulled
out my only long sleeve dress shirt

disgruntled under the circumstances

i noticed all my whites were pink
and my brand new red shirt i just washed
still appeared to be red

so i ask you,
to what level of niceness would best appease you?

as for why i am looking at that man

i noticed he had the handle of a gun
sticking out of his waste
when he stretched his arms out
upwards

and he keeps looking in my direction
with a v-shaped eyebrows and it is
making me rather uncomfortable
in a most awkward trying to do my best
not to make a scene
kinda way


you said you noticed me
wink in his direction
when what i think was a gnat
flew into my eye and i did
not want to remove my hands
from where they are located
on a more severe similar issue


as for why i am sitting like this
is because i slept with three girls last night
and im not sure which one gave me what

all i know is it itches really bad
and if
and if i keep the pain suppressed
it seems to feel less scratchy


as for the arching of my back

it just naturally occured
as a reaction
in conjunction
with the suppressing
of my genitals

and it seems to help
to help relieve the pain

and with that said
the lady jumps up from her seat
snatches her purse off the patio table
and says

no reason to be a smart ***!

as she
un
nec
es
sar
il
y

storms off
into the distance

funny

Love it..

perfection