a chines man, a white man, and a black man all die and go to hell. they want to go back to living so they decide to make a deal with the devil. the devil says that if they let him touch their penis and it does not melt off then he will let them go. so they all agree. the chinese man is first but his melts off. then the white mans penis melts off. finally it is the black guys turn. satn touches his penis and it does not melt. so satn lets him go and as he is about to leave, satan asks him to tell him his secret. the black guy just says, "chocolate melts in your mouth not in your hand."