a lawyer and a forest ranger die on the same day and they are both standing in front of the pearly gates waiting for st. peter to let them in. st. peter looks on his computerized book of life and then says for both of them to come with him. so they jump in st. peters mercedes benz and they drive down the golden road, up a platinum road then finally up a diamond road up to an enormous mansion. peter turns to the lawyer and says "this is where you will spend eternity." then they drive back down the diamond road onto the platinum and then golden road then they turn on a silver road then down a bronze road then down asphalt and then down stone pavement and then finally down a dirt road right up to a little shack. peter says to the forest ranger "this is where you will spend all of eternity."

the forest ranger asks in shock, "how come the lawyer got the big mansion and all i got was a shack?" to which peter responds, "forest rangers here are a dime a dozen. weve never had a lawyer before."

amazing how the truth can be so funny at the same time

I loved it I even sent it to my priest LOL LOL LOL