FUNERAL PROCESSION:

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when
she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
50 feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a
leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking
single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the
woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss", I know
now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
this.
Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
husba nd when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two
women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."


A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord , I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.

I LOVE IT

Karma, absolutely delightful,thanks for the best laugh I have had in quite a while

Too funny, can't stop laughing.



Oh wait, shame on you.

OOOOOOOOOOOO

mrvelous i swear