>WORDS TO LIVE BY
>Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
>and some days you're the statue.
>Always keep your words soft and sweet,
>just in case you have to eat them.
>
>Always read stuff that will make you look
>good if you die in the middle of it.
>
>Drive carefully. It's not only cars that
>can be recalled by their maker.
>
>Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing
>worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
>
>If you can't be kind, at least have the
>decency to be vague.
>
>If you lend someone $20, and never see
>that person again, it was probably worth it.
>
>It may be that your sole purpose in life
>is simply to serve as a warning to others.
>
>Never buy a car you can't push.
>
>Never put both feet in your mouth at the
>same time, because then you don't
>have a leg to stand on.
>
>Nobody cares if you can't dance well.
>Just get up and dance.
>
>The early worm gets eaten by the bird,
>so sleep late.
>
>When everything's coming your way,
>you're in the wrong lane.
>
>Birthdays are good for you; the more
>you have, the longer you live.
>
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>You may be only one person in the world,
>but you may also be the world to one person.
>
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>Some mistakes are too much fun
>to only make once.
>
>Don't cry because it's over;
>smile because it happened.
>
>We could learn a lot from crayons:
>some are sharp, some are pretty, some
>are dull, some have weird names, and
>all are different colors but they all
>have to learn to live in the same box.
>
>A truly happy person is one who can
>enjoy the scenery on a detour.
>
>Happiness comes through doors you
>didn't even know you left open.
>
>Have an awesome day, and know that
>someone has thought about you today....

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