SOCIALISM to BEAURACRACY - definitions!
Socialism:
You have two cows.
You keep one, but must give the other to your neighbor
Communism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and provides you with milk.
Fascism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and sells you the milk.
Dictatorship:
You have two cows, The government takes both, then shoots you.
Bureaucracy:
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

POLITICS:
An eight year old goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me 'Capitalism'. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her 'the Government'. We're here to take care of your needs, so, we'll call you 'the People'. The nanny, we'll call her 'the Working Class'. And your baby brother, he's what we'll call 'the Future'. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad had just told him. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check upon him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds mother sound asleep. Not
wanting to wake her, he goes to nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and finds his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning at the breakfast table, the little boy tells his father, "Dad, I think I understand the thing about politics now."
"Good," says dad, "Tell me in your own words what do you think politics is all about."

"Well," replies the boy, "while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

sounds about right

thats not funny its true













ok its funny

RIGHT ON