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Topic: Funniest thing that has evr happnd n bed
GoodmanGoodheart Joined Sun 02/24/13 Posts: 29	Thu 02/28/13 12:28 PM
Mine-bumped heads while in the middle of sex with girlfriend. just started laughing. Rubbing our heads. Hahaha.

nikkifeliciano Joined Tue 02/26/13 Posts: 12	Fri 03/01/13 01:06 AM
making the room romantic.. putting candle lights.. when he started kissing me and going to be intimate when i notice my hair is burning hehehehe.....

GoodmanGoodheart Joined Sun 02/24/13 Posts: 29	Fri 03/01/13 07:37 AM
making the room romantic.. putting candle lights.. when he started kissing me and going to be intimate when i notice my hair is burning hehehehe..... O crap!! Haha thats krazie.

mamabosha Joined Wed 02/27/13 Posts: 3	Fri 03/01/13 02:34 PM
when I was with my kids father, our son walked in. He was about 4 yrs old. asked us what we were doing and told him we were wrestling. He said he wanted to wrestle too. We both just started laughing and it really killed the mood. lol

GoodmanGoodheart Joined Sun 02/24/13 Posts: 29	Fri 03/01/13 03:54 PM
when I was with my kids father, our son walked in. He was about 4 yrs old. asked us what we were doing and told him we were wrestling. He said he wanted to wrestle too. We both just started laughing and it really killed the mood. lol

cuddlebunny00 Joined Sat 04/07/12 Posts: 550	Fri 03/01/13 04:14 PM
Well this wasn't really funny and maybe off topic a little but many years ago my ex husband and I were laying in bed watching a porn and for some odd reason I said "wouldn't it be funny if someone was watching us through the window?" I must have had a premonition because when I got up from the bed, I looked towards the window and there was a face staring back at me. This was at night and the window was open and we were on the second floor. He had taken a wood plank and propped it up against the building to peep in. I screamed and my ex ran out and caught hom while I called the cops Not so funny True story

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 03/01/13 04:24 PM
The cat thought my private parts were a cat toy! Come to think of it, ... it wasn't very funny at the time.

RhonLynn Joined Thu 05/07/09 Posts: 701	Fri 03/01/13 04:39 PM
The cat thought my private parts were a cat toy! Come to think of it, ... it wasn't very funny at the time. Thanx for the Laugh..... Careful with the Kittie.

cuddlebunny00 Joined Sat 04/07/12 Posts: 550	Fri 03/01/13 04:43 PM
The cat thought my private parts were a cat toy! Come to think of it, ... it wasn't very funny at the time.

OkiHeadDoctor Joined Wed 12/19/12 Posts: 103	Sat 03/02/13 02:03 AM Edited by OkiHeadDoctor on Sat 03/02/13 02:07 AM
Funniest moment in bed? Funny in general, to me or to her!? How about a little after first being married, not a lot of scratch, so the bed frame came from a 6th-hand store. While I was giving her the absolute best 1':55" of her life, all four of the little metal legs folded-in. Us, the mattresses, and that loud metal frame crashed to the floor, and nearly gave both of us a coronary. It was loud and forceful enough to prompt our ALL of our neighbors ( military 4-family mega duplex, we lived in C) to come outside, and one to ring the bell... simply embarrassing. To me: Quiffs + farts + debilitating neck spasms whilst in the midst of the mambo To her: Me talking to my junk on days he didn't really want to play + farts + debilitating leg spasms while mamboing Oh oh oh, wait, wait, WAIT!