With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a
65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother "I'll make coffee and we can visit
for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we
see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May
we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the
baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" they asked. "Why do we have to wait until he
cries?"

BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM ... OK?"

wow that's funny

My mom used to say if you have babies with a guy TOO old, they'll come out wrinkled or just looking old.

It's okay because I'm having puppies instead

I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK HOW THAT IS POSSIBLE

just do it doggy style

LoL that was great!

OH MY GOD TIGER THAT WAS FUNNY

WTF!!??!!??noway:

That was funny